♥ “But if they’ve managed to put a man on the moon, why can’t they put beer in a rack?” ♥ “What if crappy music is only popular because females who are on the cusp of middle age are the only ones who buy music?” ♥ “You are supported by your parents with regards to food, petrol, rent, tuition, and a vehicle? Would you mind elaborating on what it means to be self-sufficient?” ♥ “Joe and Steve, the artists Joe, would you want to go bowling? What on Earth is that person doing all the way out there? For God’s sake, Steve! No, he wouldn’t.” ♥ “Are you saying the judge is a man? It’s on, I’m on, we’re brilliant, I’m your best buddy.” ♥ “My television guide is refusing to play…Now I have to check through every single corner of the tray to see if anything is on”
The larger the boobs, the prettier they are.” ♥ “There isn’t much of a difference between blondes and brunettes when it comes to who enjoys more fun. Funny inappropriate pics funny humor memes
